EFFY: I’m Done Helping ‘Old Pieces Of Sh-t’ Who Talk Trash About Me

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EFFY doesn’t have heat with Jeff Jarrett, but his time working with the WWE Hall of Famer was a learning experience.

In January 2021, EFFY feuded with “Double J”, who attacked him and Alllie Katch at GCW shows to set up a singles match. EFFY then faced Jarrett at The WRLD on GCW on January 23 and came up short at the buzzworthy event, which was held at the Hammerstein Ballroom. EFFY cut promos online and at subsequent GCW shows, but Jarrett returned to WWE before they could face off again.

On August 7, the Twitter page for “Weekend at EFFY’s podcast posted a clip where the former GCW Tag Team Champion discussed his match with Jarrett. He noted that the WWE Hall of Famer has had a great year in the aftermath of their match. He went on to say that they don’t have heat, but he’s done being nice to “old pieces of s—“. EFFY also stated that anyone he has heat with probably knows it.

“January 21, 2022, Jeff Jarrett hits EFFY with a guitar, and now, it’s the end of July, and let’s just put this into perspective,” said EFFY. “He has a very highly-rated podcast with Conrad Thompson. He is a part of Ric Flair’s last match at the national auditorium, home of Starrcade 96. He was the guest referee for the SummerSlam tag team championship match and is now a house show producer for WWE. It’s the first time he’s ever looked cool in his whole life. What I’m saying is, if you’re a washed-up old dummy superstar who can’t bump well and has to be at these Starrcasts with EFFY and see how great I am, just know this. No, we don’t have any heat. I don’t genuinely have heat with anything. There’s nothing that could really get me that fired up, I don’t think. Maybe I’m wrong. There’s some things that get me fired up, but we don’t have any heat. But also, I’m not helping you anymore.

“I’m not helping these old pieces of s—- who wanted to talk about me forever and ever, and how garbage I am, how I beat up children and how I put a dildo in front of someone and they ate whipped cream out of my ass and this isn’t real wrestling. I am the one that’s getting you back over in front of an audience that wouldn’t give a sh— about you, probably still only gives a little bit of a sh— about you, and you know that working with EFFY, it’s gonna get over. It’s gonna work, it’s gonna be easy, and you’re not gonna get f— up. So I’m very tired of pretending like I have to be nice to anyone here. Yeah, if you think we have heat, we have f—- heat. If you don’t think we have heat, we probably don’t because I’m probably not even thinking about you.”

EFFY continued, noting that if he has said anything negative about anybody, it’s because of the things they’ve done and because they’re part of the larger problem.

“If I’ve talked sh— about you, it’s because of things you’ve done,” said EFFY. “It’s because of dip— stuff you do. It’s probably because you’re a symptom of a larger problem that includes people who can’t get over in wrestling thinking that they know what they’re talking about when the ratings across the board are garbage as f—. So y’all f— off, old people superstars, and remember that EFFY’s in charge now. I’m the revolution.”